‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither
Class discussions are fun until u find out ur classmates are racists
[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur. Its tiny beak is full of dog floof. The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]
a burglar
a birbler
I have a feeling her dog had puppies and she got too attached.
I have a feeling she is me in the future.
This is nearly enough dogs.